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November 22, 2013

"Every conspiracy theory that you have heard that makes you think Lee Harvey Oswald was not the assassin was started by Democrats. Every one."

– Rush Limbaugh

November 21, 2013

"One day I do want to run for prime minister."

– Toronto mayor Rob Ford

November 20, 2013

"I would like to know if our immigration authorities are letting in people who believe in polygamy. Polygamy is against our law. We've brought in thousands of Muslims -- I want to know if they made them sign a pledge to assure they're not bringing in a bunch of wives who will now go on welfare. Nobody can answer that question. I can't get any answers to that question."

– Phyllis Schlafly

November 19, 2013

"People get mad at me saying that I am a creative genius, but it's just obvious. It's, like, factual."

– Kanye West

November 18, 2013

"A positive role model for kids who are down and out."

– Toronto mayor Rob Ford, on himself

November 14, 2013

"The Republican Party, I really believe, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from years and years of bullying and taunting. The Republican Party is Jonathan Martin. The Democrat Party and the media are Richie Incognito."

– Rush Limbaugh

November 14, 2013

"I never drink water. Dick Cheney tortures people with it, which gives it an awkward taste."

– Grover Norquist

November 13, 2013

"They're coming after your doughnuts!"

– Sen. Rand Paul, on the FDA banning trans fats

November 12, 2013

"People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York -- a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children."

– Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, forgetting that 87% of Americans approve of marriage between whites and non-whites

November 11, 2013

"In the words of the late Morris K. Udall, as far as my presidential ambitions are concerned, ‘The people have spoken — the bastards.’”"

– Sen. John McCain

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