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November 20, 2013

"I would like to know if our immigration authorities are letting in people who believe in polygamy. Polygamy is against our law. We've brought in thousands of Muslims -- I want to know if they made them sign a pledge to assure they're not bringing in a bunch of wives who will now go on welfare. Nobody can answer that question. I can't get any answers to that question."

– Phyllis Schlafly

November 19, 2013

"People get mad at me saying that I am a creative genius, but it's just obvious. It's, like, factual."

– Kanye West

November 18, 2013

"A positive role model for kids who are down and out."

– Toronto mayor Rob Ford, on himself

November 14, 2013

"The Republican Party, I really believe, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from years and years of bullying and taunting. The Republican Party is Jonathan Martin. The Democrat Party and the media are Richie Incognito."

– Rush Limbaugh

November 14, 2013

"I never drink water. Dick Cheney tortures people with it, which gives it an awkward taste."

– Grover Norquist

November 13, 2013

"They're coming after your doughnuts!"

– Sen. Rand Paul, on the FDA banning trans fats

November 12, 2013

"People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York -- a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children."

– Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, forgetting that 87% of Americans approve of marriage between whites and non-whites

November 11, 2013

"In the words of the late Morris K. Udall, as far as my presidential ambitions are concerned, ‘The people have spoken — the bastards.’”"

– Sen. John McCain

November 07, 2013

" "Nowadays we're ostracized. [The way people treat us] is no different than the way people used to treat African Americans years ago."

– Bradley Jenkins, Grand Imperial Wizard of the United Klans of America

November 06, 2013

"Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine...Probably in one of my drunken stupors...I don't even remember."

– Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

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