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March 15, 2013
Sen. Mitch McConnell on Dems: "Their presidential ticket looks like a rerun of The Golden Girls."....Former Rep. Joe Walsh: "The American people have grown stupid, we've grown uninterested, we've gotten busy, we're distracted, we're lazy, and we're easily manipulated."....Al Gore on the NRA: "A complete fraud."....Roger Ailes on Newt Gingrich: "He's a prick."....

March 8, 2013
Julian Bond on Justice Scalia: "The Rush Limbaugh of the Supreme Court."....Roger Ailes on Joe Biden: "Dumb as an ashtray."....Rep. Keith Ellison on Sean Hannity: "The worst excuse for a journalist I've ever seen."....Bill O'Reilly on Obama: "Hell-bent on destroying the Republican Party and he does not seem to care if the nation collapses as a result."....Fox News' Shep Smith on Rand filibuster: "Stupid."....

March 2, 2013
Rachel Maddow on Justice Scalia: "A troll."....David Horsey on Scalia: "Displayed all the mental acuity of a third-tier talk radio bozo."....Toure: "Totally racist."....Ben Shapiro on Obama: "One of the great political knife-fighters in modern history. He is a failed president."....Rush Limbaugh: "The left has beaten us. They have created far more low-information, unaware, uneducated people than we've been able to keep up with."....

February 25, 2013
Parent Television Council on Seth MacFarlane: "Crass, vulgar and juvenile humor...Misogynist, racist and anti-Semitic jokes."....Anti-Defamation League: "Offensive and not remotely funny."....Rob Sheffield: "A flop-sweat monsoon of historic proportions...Turned out so much worse than anyone could have expected."....Claire Hoffman: "Suddenly the bitter a**hole on the couch was up there on the stage, lost somewhere between a big smile and a sneer.".....Amy Davidson: "A series of crudely sexist antics led by a scrubby, self-satisfied Seth MacFarlane...Unattractive and sour."....Alexandrea Petri: "Delivering jokes directly from 1930."....Spencer Kornhaber: "If only he'd kept his mouth shut more frequently."....

February 16, 2013
Justice Antonin Scalia on SOTU: "Has turned into a childish spectacle."....Sen. Mitch McConnell on Obama's SOTU speech: "Another retread of lip service and liberalism."....Chris Matthews on Marco Rubio SOTU response: "Tinkertoys. A kids presentation of a philosophy reduced to maybe the ninth grade level."....William Rivers Pitt on John Boehner: "That sad, sorry, orange-hued sack of failure."....Ted Nugent on Rep. Jim Langevin: "He probably has s*** for brains."....

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